What the heck is a "voicemail"?

[forgottenpants]

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[ooc: tranlsation of the morse code: HELLO STOP YOU HAVE REACHED PETER LEVITICUS HUTTER STOP I AM NOT HERE TO GET YOUR MESSAGE RIGHT NOW BUT I AM TOLD THIS MACHINE WILL RECORD IT STOP COMING THING MY BOTTOM STOP]

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

".....Mr. Hutter? This is Parker. I hope this is working... After a great deal of consideration, and no little heartache, Ms. Hopeless-Savage finds that she is unable to find you a spot in her band. We appreciate the time you took in showing up. Please accept a complimentary drink and entrance to the band's first gig. And, uh. Keep up with the music. Good-bye."